Thursday, 29 July 2010

Extreme - III Sides To Every Story (1992)


Whilst 1990's 'Pornograffitti' made me vomit, I was still man enough to appreciate its greater moments, and there were indeed a few big, brassy tracks on offer. however, clocking in at a mighty 80 minutes, 'III Sides...' is an extraordinary record, catapulting Extreme to new heights occupied previously by the likes of Van Halen and Kiss. This is stadium rock, bolstered by the guitar heroics of Nuno Bettencourt and those silky Cherone tones. Opener 'Warheads' could be just another wock track if it wasn't for that sugary chorus, and 'Rest In Peace' is an irritatingly catchy, uptempo rocker awash with colours that slots between that Saigon Kick groove and the mightiest of bands such as Queen.

Extreme could well have been a gargantuan rock act. Able to churn out and weave together a myriad of styles, from funk to sleaze, and a bit of glam and pop, the complexities of the band are clear to hear, as horns accompany searing solo's. The funk twang of 'Politicalamity' swaggers into its strutting chorus. Extreme suddenly becoming one of those sugary, diverse rock acts...but one which actually made it! Strange to consider when alterno-metal during the late '80s and early '90s was much talked about but fizzled, and yet Extreme, for all their irritable dabblings, although never slotted alongside the likes of Saigon Kick, FNM, Mindfunk etc, have somehow risen through the ashes of several trends, to be considered such a monolithic metal act. The sweeping, soulful 'Color Me Blind' has Nuno chugging with the best, but at once, like so many of the tracks on the album, their is a haunting melody patched together with synth-driven '80s rock, and that air of futuristic alien metal which so many other bands attempted but failed miserably. I'm not sure how this album sold, I've no doubt that this would have been appreciated by prog rock fans and those with a serious musical knowledge, but there's no cheesy 'Get The Funk Out' to pump the party, because the band are clearly too talented to succumb to cheese. 'Cupid's Dead' effortlessly jerks into motion, backed by a funk riff which Mordred had used a year or so earlier. Cherone's vocals are immense, somewhere between Dave Lee Roth and that alterno-funko-metal brigade. My only real quib being are Cherone's rappy chops on 'Cupid...', and admittedly, the track does sound a little too like Fishbone's 'Freddies Dead'.


Fourteen cuts on offer here, the band still not as bloated after the success of the previous record, but clearly intent on alienating anyone seeking a disposable pop metal record. Extreme have split the album into three parts, titled 'Yours', 'Mine' '7 The Truth', and it's the middle section which has echoes of true genius. yes, genius. 'Seven Sundays' is a breezy, lavish, Beatle-esque piano-laden love song which melts into the acoustic spectre that is 'Tragic Comic'. Try as you may to detest Extreme, by this point their ability to craft so many classic rock tracks is bewildering. 'Our Father', and 'Stop The World' (which reminds me of 'Song For Love' in its structure) follow suit into beautiful arena's of grace and crystal. The third section of the record is even more gargantuan in idea and production than previous chapters. For some by this point the record is already too long, and the lack of metal may infuriate anyone looking for a little bit of chug, but one can only be mesmerised by the anthemic, lush drama of 'Everything Under The Sun', the band incorporating all manner of instrument's for full effect, leaving the listener dripping in tears. 'Am I Ever Gonna Change' and 'Who Cares ?' enable the sunlight to blast through the windows, the former a guitar driven fist pumper, Bettencourt's wild solo's veering of into giddy stratosphere's, Cherone's voice excelling, the percussion sharp and bombastic.


By the time 'III Sides...' is over, you'll find yourself lost in its greenery, a dense, confusing landscape of mellowing skies and heavenly pasture's, but a place so alien. How Extreme got to this point I'll never know....but on this occasion, they brought with them the kitchen sink and played this soundtrack within its hallowed walls as if it was their last moment on Earth. Heavenly.

9/10

Living Colour - Vivid (1988)


Despite 'Cult Of Personality' being a big hit for the funky four-piece, Living Colour were always, a little too clever for the mass market. Their recorded output never enabled them to enjoy the success of say the Red Hot Chili Peppers, although Living Colour were as equally, if not more talented. Corey Glover and co produced a handful of quality, groove-based records which passed many by, and I think the band's reluctance to play ball with the corporate machine eventually destroyed them. Sure, the grooves were at times infectious, i.e. 'Middle Man' and the hit 'Cult...' but there was always something awkward, possibly inaccessible about their sound. They brought to mind the jerky rhythms of say prince, but Like Fishbone, 24-7-Spyz, only a certain individual appeared to pick up on the talent within. Some were confused by the messages, aggravated by the licks, and unmoved by the funk-rock, even though a metallic streak ran through it. Despite the likes of Chuck D, Flavour Flav and even Mick Jagger involved with the recording, 'Vivid', even through its diversity, hit home. The bass bubbly 'Funny...', and happy-go lucky jangle of 'Glamour Boys' left many, including myself, a little bereft. Follow up record 'Time's Up' was more bolshy and hip, but again, those jagged edges still hurt. For me, Living Colour will always remain a bit of a mystery, despite enormous potential, and enough splashes of colour to survive several fads, 'Vivid' has cult written all over it, but the personality is a little straight-laced for my liking.

6.5/10

Manowar - Sign Of The Hammer (1984)


If any dragons need slaying, then ring up Manowar. Swords at the ready, shields raised high, chest pushed out...'Sign Of The Hammer' is here, a thundering iron horse blazing across the horizon, supplying electricity for the world, and creating earthquakes on other planets. Many have mocked these men of steel, but if you're a traditional metalhead seeking loud, ballsy heavy metal, then Manowar are for you. 'All Men Play On 10' might sound cheesy, but it burns the speakers, leaves the castle shaking and cracks in the sky. How can you knock something so damn rockin'....forget Judas Priest and their leather conquests, this is global destruction for the masses. The rattling chug of the frenzied 'Animals', Ross The Boss, Eric Adams, Scott Columbus and Joey DeMaio all hands to the pump, waves crashing, rubble scattered, smoking fires, a smouldering anvil...it's soul-battering power metal, as simple as that. I can see why black metal bands have been influenced by such axe-wielding fantasy metal, I mean, check out those drums on 'Thor (The Powerhead)', and the soundscapes of the seven-minute epic 'Mountains'. It's enough to shake Middle earth to its foundations. In my eyes, Manowar could have taken Tolkien's 'Lord Of The Rings' to other dimensions, and when the thunder cracks on the title cut and those guitars shred, you know Manowar, for that particular moment, are indeed the kings of metal.

'Sign Of The Hammer' is far spikier than its predecessors and is equipped with a sharp, thrashy edge, that intro to 'The Oath' a great example of a guitar sound so many death/thrash acts were incorporating into their sound, and check that clanking rhythm out. Manowar don't just reach for the sky, they rip the clouds from it and bang on the door of God's abode.

8/1o

Ozzy Osbourne - Ozzmosis (1995)


Back from the wilderness, this is probably Ozzy's best album since 'No Rest For The Wicked', combining the elements of those recordings to, on occasion, come up trumps here. Opener 'Perry Mason' reminds me heavily of 'Miracle Man' in the sense that it's clearly Ozzy's attempts at the first big hit single to promote the album. Apparently this is a more personal record for the Ozzman, and whilst his voice appears strained on occasion, the scarf-waving, tear-jerking tracks are far more dense than previous, 'See You On The Other Side' a momentous anthem, which sits nicely alongside his odes to kids Jack and Aimee. Several collaborations pepper the record, Steve Vai drafted in, Lemmy contributes too, and Rick Wakeman's lush keyboards layer a handful of cuts whilst Wylde's recognisable searing solo's drift through the record. it's still familiar Ozzy, only this time he seems more rejuvenated and more energised. Fave cuts being 'Ghost Behind My Eyes', the clanking ' My Jekyll Doesn't Hide' with its monster riffage, and the dreamy 'Old LA Tonight'.


It's unlikely, like most artists, that Ozzy will ever better his classic works from the '80s, and his more recent albums, although heavy in the rhythm department, have failed to move me, but on 'Ozzmosis', the varying shades and general feel of freshness and revitalisation has enabled the Brummie rock god to produce more than a handful of sturdy tracks, making 'Ozzmosis' a pretty decent rock album.


7.5/10

Paul Stanley - Paul Stanley (1978)


After listening to Tigertailz, I'm almost embarrassed to put Mr Stanley's record next to it. I haven't a clue why the heavy metal marketing machine known as Kiss released solo albums. Sure, Ace Frehley's isn't bad at all, but the rest are pointless. We don't want to hear the drummer sing, and Mr Simmons, you may have a long tongue and once had the ability to scare young American kids, but your image and voice makes no impression in the UK. After Slade, T-Rex, Bowie, Sweet and Roxy music, Kiss sound exactly as they are - a watery, barely glittered publicity stunt which has gone on too long. Stanley as a frontman had no real swagger or presence, and that's reflective in his voice, because this solo album is full of tracks which wouldn't even make Kiss b-sides. 'Tonight You Belong To Me' and 'Move On' are just tiresome rock tracks so mediocre that the middle of the road is even too wild a place for them to be slotted. It's the same ol' thing, empty of oomph, bereft of weight, ridden with cliche, and simply another addition to a rock 'n' roll circus which often failed to entertain. Tepid to say the least!


4/10


Tigertailz - Bezerk (1990)


Moving on swiftly from their all too tame, looking and sounding previous platter, the 'Tailz revamp big time. Adorned in a cracking, gatefold and glammed up sleeve (Pepsi Tate responsible for the imagery), 'Bezerk' steps up aside Crue's 'Theatre...' and Poison's 'Open Up..', more cocky, well produced, and layered in make-up. However, cool riffs on offer from Jay Pepper, Hooker's vocals with extra sneer. In my opinion, Tigertailz were a very underrated glam rock act, in fact not many UK acts achieved the status of their rivals who were clogging up the strip clubs in Hollywood, but 'Bezerk' is as good as most of that feeble, fake stuff. Anthem's in abundance, 'Sick Sex', and the superb 'Love Bomb Baby' make this album very accessible glam rock, but it doesn't rely on weak, bubblegum pop, but instead kicks ass with its musicianship and catchy tunes. Again, the packaging appeals and shows that Tigertailz were now ready for the next big step to stardom, but it never came, tragically. Ballad 'Heaven' should have been an accidental hit which may have catapulted the band to greater heights. Tigertailz shouldn't be forgotten, because 'Bezerk' is a super little record that screams glam.


7.5/10

Moral Crusade - An Act Of Violence (1990)


Quite enjoyable Irish thrash that certainly slipped by the wayside back in the day. Reminds me of Deathwish, and that kind of underground UK thrash. Nine cuts of reasonably aggressive metal, a few chugging riffs, frantic drums, the album only really being let down by the almost naive vocal attack of Pincher who struggles to rise above the noise created by his fellow members. Even so, the attack of the title cut brings to mind that almost demo standard which was produced back in the '80s, giving such a record a raw edge. Certainly to be filed alongside Acid Reign, Toranaga, Xentrix, Deathwish, and possibly Hydra Vein, a field which was often ignored by thrashers who went in pursuit of highly produced technical, yet dull US death metal. I've always liked this kind of stuff, strong solos on 'Hate War', but I can't get it out of my head that the vocalist was probably doing his homework whilst straining for those notes. Nice cover.

5.5/10