I'm getting used to writing 1991 when it comes to this type of trash. Tommy Christ, formerly of Ludichrist, now waves the silly banner in favour of turgid funk metal, and this time it's really stupid. Think Scat Opera, White Trash (mind you, at least the guy could sing!) and all that corny styley funk-o-metal dog shite. This is painful to listen to to, pure comedy (for those who are as silly as a bag of spanners), silly songs, terrible lyrics, a mish-mash of jokey hokum that lasts for about ten minutes and then wears off like one of those novelty tattoos you had when you were a kid. 'Don't Call Me Dude'...just fuck off. 'Down With The Ship'....just fuck off. It's cringe-worthy, goofy, face-pulling, costume-wearing, funk metal.
I bought this album on cassette in Shades Records in London....and of all my albums it's one of the worst I've ever bought. Anyone who found this remotely entertaining really must have been deluded or accused of sniffing to much sherbet, because it's tripe.
3/10
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