Wednesday 19 May 2010

Crucified Barbara - In Distortion We Trust (2006)


I didn't know a lot about these girlie's, but let me introduce you to Nicki Wicked, Klara Force, Ida Evileye and Mia Coldheart...and boy do they make a racket. This is full-on punky metal, no weak spots, but full tilt rock 'n' roll from the throat. Some have said that Crucified Barbara (admittedly, not a good name) are a mix of The Ramones and L7, but I'd say they are far heavier and chaotic. There's nothing bubblegum about this four-piece who seem intent on melting the speakers with their fiery brand of rock.

There's no let up from the fuzz, filth and fury as 'Motorfucker' scorches the soul, 'I Wet Myself' lubricates the engine, and 'I Need A Cowboy From Hell' leaves a smoke trail. This is no novelty rock band but an all consuming experience that'll leave your bones rattling. It'll be worth keeping an eye on these new queens of the damned. For so long rock promises sexy femme fatale's and heart vixen's only to greet us with lame, watered down pornstars with no attitude or talent. However, Crucified Barbara lay it on the line, raise the bar leave cracks in the ceiling. Worth checking out if you like it aggressive. And of course, it helps that they are sexy too!

7.5/10

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